#soylent | Logs for 2020-12-06
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[00:00:13] <Bytram> rabbit pellets? yum!
[00:00:20] <Bytram> :/
[00:00:23] <Runaway1956> be sure to run them through the tenderizer
[00:00:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i let the lead go back in the ground where it came from, that's recycling, right?
[00:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, the popo would get cranky if i used anything that'd put holes in the stop sign at the end of my yard.
[00:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> they don't care if i just make it go *ding* though
[00:02:15] <Runaway1956> There used to be a stop sign at the end of our road - don't know what happened to it
[00:02:37] <chromas> tmb happened to iot
[00:02:44] <Runaway1956> There used to be a dead end sign at the other end of the road - it's in my son's bedroom now
[00:02:59] <chromas> but now you can have church shootings. #Shoot4TheLord
[00:03:13] <Runaway1956> shoot@thelord
[00:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> what would jesus shoot?
[00:03:26] <chromas> Stop signs I guess
[00:03:28] <Runaway1956> he shot his mouth off mostly
[00:03:34] <Bytram> money changers?
[00:03:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[00:03:57] <chromas> only when they're working in church
[00:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> in the ass though. no lessons learned if they don't survive.
[00:04:43] <Runaway1956> So, Jesus isn't going to kneecap you?
[00:05:02] <chromas> there was that one story about him riding someone's ass though
[00:05:10] <Bytram> I dunno... dead folk tend to not repeat mistakes. amirite?
[00:05:12] <chromas> so he's pro-ass
[00:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a mess of woods right across the fence from the church. can do all the squirrel hunting i like there. which is none but TR's boy child likes it.
[00:05:37] <Bytram> how 'bout the squirrels?
[00:05:44] <Runaway1956> maybe you can email me some spare squirrels, there is a shortage around here
[00:05:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> they never complained yet
[00:06:15] <Bytram> nuts!
[00:06:42] * Runaway1956 would much rather watch squirrels cavorting about the yard, than the wife's cats
[00:06:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't shoot em cause i don't like eating em. rodent ain't on the menu far as i'm concerned.
[00:07:19] <Runaway1956> Greek name is rattus treeus, right?
[00:07:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, that's latin
[00:07:47] <Runaway1956> bummer - I'm no linguist
[00:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor mrs. runaway
[00:08:23] <requerdanos> a squrrel on the menu is a lot of work for little meat
[00:08:53] <Runaway1956> Pretty much the same with rabbit, which is generally 4X the size of a squirrel or more
[00:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends. if you've got dozens of pecan trees like we used to in OK, it's sit on the back porch with a beer or a coffee for half an hour.
[00:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't shoot for food then though, shot so they'd stop eating the food
[00:10:38] <Runaway1956> Well, I'd shoot a man for taking my last Reese's cup, don't know about a pecan
[00:11:23] <requerdanos> I would not shoot a pecan for taking my last reese's cup.
[00:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> pecans = a crop. few dozen bigass trees is several thousand dollars a year for doing nothing except picking them up.
[00:12:01] <Runaway1956> Walnuts is good too - but mine no longer produce anything
[00:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> big enough to sell for lumber?
[00:12:28] <Runaway1956> Hmmmm - yeah, I guess
[00:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> good money in walnut
[00:12:40] <Runaway1956> better to have it rough cut, and use it myself
[00:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> go halves and don't pay for the lumber
[00:13:27] <Runaway1956> prolly leave it for wildlife habitat until I'm dead and gone
[00:13:55] <Runaway1956> Stepson pissed me off years ago, he wanted a couple loads of pulpwood
[00:14:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, plant more. you got long enough to see them decent sized in our kansas.
[00:14:05] <Runaway1956> told him to cut a couple loads from the UNDERGROWTH
[00:14:22] <Runaway1956> first thing he did, was to cut down an ancient old pin oak tree
[00:14:30] <Runaway1956> I wanted to cut him down . . .
[00:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[00:15:07] <Bytram> power's out... not just a blip
[00:15:15] <Bytram> UPS++
[00:15:15] <Bender> karma - ups: 4
[00:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> we got a pine tree at the church i think we're gonna call a lumber company to come buy off us. over three feet around at the base and like 80' tall
[00:16:02] <Runaway1956> Saw one in New Mexico on Apache reservation, ancient bull pine
[00:16:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably split the cash with the neighbor since it's easier than figuring out whose tree it is
[00:16:14] <Runaway1956> I swear, it was 12 feet around the trunk
[00:16:23] <chromas> "few dozen bigass trees is several thousand dollars a year for doing nothing except picking them up."
[00:16:28] <Runaway1956> not very tall thought, maybe 40, 435 feet
[00:16:34] <chromas> and shooting squirrels while drankin'
[00:16:40] <Runaway1956> s/435/45/
[00:16:40] <SedBot> <Runaway1956> not very tall thought, maybe 40, 45 feet
[00:17:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i don't generally get drunk drinking beer. it ain't tasty enough to go nuts on.
[00:18:22] <chromas> still, getting paid to drink on the job
[00:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i need to be a professional distiller
[00:19:09] <chromas> pecan-based alcohols
[00:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could.
[00:20:07] <chromas> or tp https://www.youtube.com
[00:20:11] <systemd> ^ 03Making toilet paper moonshine
[00:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> amylase will break cellulose down into sugars the yeast can use. like in the toilet paper moonshine vid.
[00:20:14] <Runaway1956> If that takes off, Ark-La-Tex would be the capital
[00:20:43] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[00:20:45] <systemd> ^ 03Extracting Lidocaine from Anal Lubricant
[00:20:59] * Runaway1956 coughs
[00:21:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, pecans are like the national tree of oklahoma or some shit.
[00:21:23] <Runaway1956> yeah, McCurtain County 3 miles from where my ass sits
[00:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, nile is fun. laughed my ass off watching him try to make a knife out of bismuth.
[00:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's fuckin terrible at working with his hands. is hilarious.
[00:22:36] <chromas> "for this experiment, you're gonna need some maximum strength anal lube"
[00:23:21] <Bytram> power came back... and left again
[00:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> my three most recommended STEM channels: nilered, nileblue, and electroboom
[00:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> king of random would have been there before whatzisfuck took over after grant died.
[00:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatzisfuck don't do fun things like make and set off explosives in his back yard though
[00:25:58] <Runaway1956> make and set off explosives on Weyerhauser land, same as growing pot
[00:27:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wanna make some tatp, put a bunch of it around the trunks of TR's dad's cedars he wants to clear, and pop it with a .22
[00:27:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's all narrow minded about it though.
[00:28:31] * Runaway1956 really needs to clean computer case
[00:28:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, if you want folks to help you clear trees, you gotta let em have a little fun with it.
[00:28:52] <Runaway1956> fans rev up from time to time, not getting enough circulation
[00:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> pour some ice water in there. wash the dust out and cool it at the same time.
[00:29:37] <Runaway1956> sounds good - oooooooh, what that zapping noise?
[00:30:36] <chromas> Whatever happened to mineral oil submersion?
[00:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno. probably someone found out it was a weak solvent for something that needed to not get dissolved.
[00:31:56] <chromas> Motor oil it is, then
[00:32:03] <chromas> or engine oil. They should call it engine oil
[00:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> peanut, that way if it gets hot you can fry fish.
[00:32:50] <Runaway1956> Dear wife made mention of "mealworm munchies" today
[00:32:55] <Runaway1956> thought I might sample one
[00:33:05] <Runaway1956> finally found the bag - it's poultry feed
[00:33:12] <Runaway1956> not exactly human food grade
[00:33:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds more like fish food
[00:33:37] <Runaway1956> think I'll pass on this opportunity, and let the chickens and ducks have them
[00:33:44] <chromas> chickens like worms too
[00:33:48] <chromas> and pecking toes
[00:33:55] <chromas> and styrofoam
[00:34:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> chickens like anything. up to and including chicken shit.
[00:34:19] <Bytram> /me is taking advantage of the opportunity to charge his cell phone
[00:34:22] <chromas> ours would follow up on the dog's biscuits
[00:34:24] <Runaway1956> Chickens like anything that moves, or doesn't move, or doesn't bite back,
[00:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, prolly a good idea
[00:34:59] <Bytram> slow charge atm... looks around for the fast charger
[00:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> power outages are the universe's way of telling you that you don't take enough naps
[00:37:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, time to go remedy a great injustice. TR ain't ever seen romancing the stone.
[00:37:46] <Runaway1956> Huh - was thinking about a nap myself - unfortunately, I just learned that I am the human alarm clock tasked with waking the wife up
[00:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap next to her with a clothes pin on your nose. problem solved
[00:39:20] <Runaway1956> she gets a bit tetchy sometimes - her sense of humor is skewed toward the female dimension
[00:40:09] <Runaway1956> can't count the times the boys and I were laughing our asses off, and she took offense
[00:42:46] <Runaway1956> Gonna push Stephen Meek off my high score chart since I can't go to bed yet
[00:43:26] <Bytram> =g Stephen Meek
[00:43:27] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Stephen Meek - Wikipedia
[00:47:43] <Runaway1956> Meek was top score holder when I fired up Oregon Trail the first time
[00:50:50] <Bytram> something tells me he did not inherit the earth
[00:51:16] <Runaway1956> well, he didn't have the mineral rights
[00:55:16] <Bytram> lol
[00:55:55] <Bytram> well, my UPS is currently showing 56 minutes avail
[00:56:54] <Bytram> nope. wrong display. 31 minutes.
[00:57:01] <Bytram> laters everybody!
[00:57:09] <Runaway1956> gnight
[01:17:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Baby's First Breath Triggers Life-Saving Changes in the Brain - https://sylnt.us
[02:07:10] <c0lo> TMB, if you get to the retirement age, https://www.youtube.com and https://www.youtube.com
[02:07:11] <systemd> ^ 03Extractions&Ire
[02:07:12] <systemd> ^ 03Explosions&Fire
[02:07:49] <c0lo> (because,unlike fishing, it takes patience, ya know)
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[04:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[04:29:40] <systemd> ^ 03Perro Chihuahua hace huir a un oso, en Mexico
[04:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i keep tellin yall, em little fuckers is pure evil
[04:57:53] <Fnord666> Like someone left a doberman in the dryer too long and it shrank and now it's pissed off.
[05:37:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Here's Yet Another Reason Why You Really Should Start Using Better Passwords - https://sylnt.us - it's-just-the-letter-A
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[06:01:19] <AzumaHazuki> what is it called, when you find out your trainers are doing things wrong but can't say anything because you're on probation and they're not?
[06:01:56] <AzumaHazuki> ...and when the one time you ever dare ask "isn't that approach shadowing some critical spots?" the response is "don't gimme that attitude!"
[09:56:40] <c0lo> FatPhil, check the latest of Sabine's.
[10:08:25] <c0lo> https://www.reuters.com
[10:08:27] <systemd> ^ 03Trump keeps up false claims of widespread fraud at Georgia rally for U.S. senators
[10:16:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Director of National Intelligence Claims China is Testing on Humans to Create Super Soldiers - https://sylnt.us - big-if-true
[10:40:54] <FatPhil> c0lo: I"m still back in May!
[10:42:47] <FatPhil> oooh, the indelicate intersection between mathematics and physics, eh?
[10:44:34] <FatPhil> One of the reasons I hate numberphile is that they handle mathematical concepts with all the accuracy of physicists, which they are, i.e. none. I'm hoping that Sabine won't make the same mistake.
[11:14:29] <carny> FatPhil: any significant military operations happening in your part of the world lately?
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[11:26:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:26:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5408
[14:10:49] <FatPhil> carny: operations, not really, we always have NATO troops coming in and out. French airforce even put on a little bit of an aerial display over tallinn before landing at the base 100km away a month or so ago.
[14:13:06] <FatPhil> russian cunts deliberately turn off their transponders and fly right over one of our islands on their way to Kaliningrad, so we get to scramble the jets a couple of times a month.
[14:14:36] <FatPhil> I reckon we should just set up a fully autonomous cutting edge AI experimental weaponry first response system on the island, and then accidentally just shoot the fuckers down and apologise with an "oops, experimental, sorry. AI, not our fault" excuse.
[14:15:00] <FatPhil> Best thing Turkey ever did, IMHO.
[14:43:43] <lld> blame the algorithm
[14:43:49] <lld> worked for facebook :)
[14:44:09] <lld> or youtube
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[15:05:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hayabusa2 Asteroid Sample Capsule Lands in Australia - https://sylnt.us - project-wildfire
[15:08:32] <Bytram_huey> still without power, going on 15 hours now (if I did my math right). No ETA on when power will be restored. Using battery power from a laptop atm. Phone charge is down to 17%. Don't know when I'll be able to do much on the site.
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[15:32:11] <lld> this has been a native ad to invest more in lithium ion :)
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[16:47:18] <FatPhil> buy $TSLA!
[16:49:16] <FatPhil> to the mooooooon!
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[20:03:30] <boru> #submit https://2020news.de
[20:03:34] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[20:03:59] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[20:16:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chang'e-5 Ascender Docks With Orbital Module in Lunar Orbit - https://sylnt.us - coming-home
[20:44:33] <chromas> =g hammer fs
[20:44:34] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org(file_system) - HAMMER (file system) - Wikipedia
[21:21:42] <carny> boru: half of the articles linked on that page are deeply disturbing or completely outrageous
[21:22:00] <carny> such as https://2020news.de
[21:22:02] <systemd> ^ 03USA: Eleven-year-olds Should soon be able to "Agree" to a Vaccination Without the Knowledge of their Parents - 2020 NEWS
[21:22:38] <carny> that's all the proof you need that there is a psyop terror campaign surrounding this virus
[21:24:06] <carny> The draft law is dated March 5, 2020, and basically covers all vaccinations.
[21:24:24] <aristarchus_> You should be afraid, carny, very afraid!
[21:24:59] <carny> how many days was that after the first vaccine trials were announced?
[21:26:03] <carny> this is totally a coincidence and for example i'm sure it did not affect any publicly traded company's stock price
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[22:58:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chang'e-5 Ascender Docks with Orbital Module in Lunar Orbit - https://sylnt.us - coming-home
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[23:20:31] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[23:20:34] <systemd> ^ 03Casually Explained: The Food of the World
[23:35:34] <FatPhil> explain this: we had latkes with pulled pork for brunch today
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[23:53:31] <c0lo> FatPhil, potatoes, eh? You must be a canadian in disguise
[23:54:36] <c0lo> (I'm hungry, gonna have some vegemite sandwiches)
[23:58:28] <FatPhil> well, the chef is canadian, but of half-japanese descent. quite lacking in ashkenazi heritage.
[23:59:20] <FatPhil> and you seem to be overlooking the pork part.