#soylent | Logs for 2020-12-23
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[00:01:03] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[00:01:04] <systemd> Submitting "The Real Cost Of Ocean Freight Out Of Asia Is Hitting "Unbelievable" Heights"...
[00:01:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Real Cost of Ocean Freight Out of Asia is Hitting "Unbelievable" Heights" (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:10:24] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.washingtontimes.com put her out to pasture
[00:10:26] <systemd> Submitting "Inside the Beltway: ‘Majority wants Pelosi out as House speaker"...
[00:10:48] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Inside the Beltway: ‘Majority Wants Pelosi Out as House Speaker" (34 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:20:04] <systemd> Oh look. More delete above
[00:21:07] <systemd> Help my brain's being infected by the dumb
[00:24:15] <c0lo> FarPhil, maybe try degrading the quality of your dumbest markov model?
[00:24:25] <c0lo> s/Far/Fat/
[00:24:25] <SedBot> <c0lo> FatPhil, maybe try degrading the quality of your dumbest markov model?
[00:26:11] <Runaway1956> =submit https://bioengineer.org I do my best work under pressure
[00:26:12] <systemd> Submitting "Putting on the pressure improves glass for fiber optics"...
[00:26:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Putting on the Pressure Improves Glass for Fiber Optics" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:26:51] <Runaway1956> farphiltastic chromas
[00:27:28] <c0lo> Runaway1956, try limiting your visits to the toilet, then, let the pressure grow.
[00:27:58] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org the nimbys are coming
[00:28:00] <systemd> Submitting "Oil drilling 150 miles off Florida's coast prompts dire warning from members of Congress"...
[00:28:22] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Oil Drilling 150 Miles Off Florida's Coast Prompts Dire Warning From Members of Congress" (30 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:30:45] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.freep.com Not in California!
[00:30:47] <systemd> Submitting "Rouge River tributary turns slime green after city conducts sewage dye test"...
[00:31:09] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Rouge River Tributary Turns Slime Green After City Conducts Sewage Dye Test" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:31:27] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[00:31:28] <systemd> Submitting "Congress creates new copyright court that could make trolling easier"...
[00:31:50] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Congress Creates New Copyright Court That Could Make Trolling Easier" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:32:50] <chromas> Is that a markov in your markov or are you just happy to see me?
[00:34:47] <c0lo> Runaway: Beverly Hills known to the state of California to dump sewage into a Rouge River tributary
[00:35:33] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[00:35:35] <systemd> Submitting "Firefox continues cracking down on tracking with cache partitioning"...
[00:35:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Firefox Continues Cracking Down on Tracking With Cache Partitioning" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:37:08] <Runaway1956> https://futurism.com
[00:37:09] <systemd> ^ 03Watch an electric F-150 truck absolutely shred on a snowy track
[00:38:02] <halibut> FatPhil: You probably figured this out already. I think that is called `` plus addressing'', or ``subaddressing''. Wikipedia describes it ( https://en.wikipedia.org ). It appears to be described in RFC 5233 ( https://tools.ietf.org ), but it is worth noting that the separator character, and what to do with the detail part, is implementation-defined.
[00:38:04] <systemd> ^ 03Email address - Wikipedia ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[00:38:04] <systemd> ^ 03Sieve Email Filtering: Subaddress Extension
[00:38:48] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.livescience.com
[00:38:51] <systemd> Submitting "Seals are making 'Star Wars' noises at each other underwater, and we have no idea why"...
[00:39:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Seals are Making 'Star Wars' Noises at Each Other Underwater, and We Have No Idea Why" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:43:04] <Runaway1956> https://www.waynedupree.com
[00:43:05] <systemd> ^ 03Angry Americans Are Googling "How to Build a Guillotine for $600" after COVID Relief Backlash - WayneDupree.com
[00:45:30] <AzumaHazuki> about fucking time
[00:45:46] <AzumaHazuki> should've happened in '81 when that senile clownshoe reagan was inaugurated
[00:45:51] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.educationviews.org the minority report is real
[00:45:53] <systemd> Submitting "University Develops Precognition System To Stop ‘Disinformation’ On Social Media"...
[00:46:15] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03University Develops Precognition System to Stop ‘Disinformation’ on Social Media" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:46:25] <Runaway1956> should've happened in Johnson's administration
[00:47:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Free News Sites Step Up Pleas for Consumers to Disable Adblocking Software - https://sylnt.us
[00:53:58] <Runaway1956> =submit https://phys.org
[00:54:02] <systemd> Submitting "New drug inhibits the growth of cancer cells"...
[00:54:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Drug Inhibits the Growth of Cancer Cells" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[00:58:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.upi.com no sharks with frickin lasers
[00:58:46] <systemd> Submitting "Army hits target from 43 miles away with artillery system in works"...
[00:59:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Army Hits Target From 43 Miles Away With Artillery System in Works" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:10:52] <AzumaHazuki> why Johnson, Runaway?
[01:10:56] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.sciencedirect.com
[01:10:58] <systemd> Submitting "Plasticenta: First evidence of microplastics in human placenta"...
[01:11:03] * AzumaHazuki knows why but wants to hear it right from the jackass's mouth
[01:11:17] <Runaway1956> =submit https://nypost.com
[01:11:19] <systemd> Submitting "Microplastics found in placenta creating a ‘cyborg baby,’ doctor says"...
[01:11:20] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Plasticenta: First Evidence of Microplastics in Human Placenta" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:11:40] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Microplastics Found in Placenta Creating a ‘Cyborg Baby,’ Doctor Says" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:11:56] <Runaway1956> Like many other Democrats, Johnson was a racist son of a bitch
[01:12:11] <Runaway1956> "we'll have those niggers voting for us for the next 200 years" Johnson
[01:12:50] <AzumaHazuki> how many times are you going to run that "Democrat plantation" meme? Given the choice between the party that potentially offers my family a bailout and the one that's openly aligned with people burning crosses on my yard...
[01:12:59] <AzumaHazuki> who the fuck do you think you're fooling with this shit, runaway?
[01:13:07] <AzumaHazuki> it's not working on the forums, I can tell you that much
[01:13:12] <Runaway1956> Who the fuck do YOU think you're fooling?
[01:13:27] <Runaway1956> You're voting to give yourself something
[01:13:29] <Bytram> From my perspective racism is not a Democrat thing, it seems to me that there are even more Republicans with that sentiment
[01:13:47] <AzumaHazuki> I am not trying to fool anyone. you are, and primarily yourself it sounds like. that "hurr hurr Dems are the real racists" meme died in the 70s at the latest
[01:14:11] <AzumaHazuki> the fact that you keep propagating it means you KNOW you fucked up but think people are dumber than you and will absolve you of your sins if you accuse others of them first
[01:14:25] <AzumaHazuki> quit insulting everyone else's intelligence
[01:14:26] <Runaway1956> Do you get tired of shitting up the channel 'Zumi?
[01:14:35] <AzumaHazuki> i don't know, ask youself that
[01:14:42] <Runaway1956> You check in, you attack me,
[01:14:43] <AzumaHazuki> (though the answer is obviously no, from you)
[01:14:52] <Runaway1956> so just fuck off and die, thank you
[01:14:54] <AzumaHazuki> if you don't want to be attacked, don't be a disingenuous fucking asshole
[01:15:03] <Runaway1956> eat my shorts
[01:15:11] <AzumaHazuki> see? that's all you have
[01:15:22] <Runaway1956> and it's all you're going to get
[01:15:28] <AzumaHazuki> as long as you keep being a walking shit sandwich i will keep pointing out to all and sundry that you are a walking shit sandwich
[01:15:37] <AzumaHazuki> if you don't like it, 1) stop being a walking shit sandwich and/or 2) fuck off
[01:15:40] <Runaway1956> but you seem to enjoy eating shit
[01:15:49] <AzumaHazuki> look at what you're reduced to!
[01:15:59] <AzumaHazuki> someone calls you out to your face and all you can do is spray insults
[01:16:07] <Runaway1956> dog whistlin democrat wench
[01:16:07] <Bytram> Runaway1956: AzumaHazuki: Let's please try and keep things civil.
[01:16:29] <Runaway1956> Bytram - as I say, she arrives on #soylent, and attacks me, repeatedly
[01:17:19] <Bytram> But X started it! It takes two, if that is the case, then be the "better person" and step away
[01:17:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
[01:17:46] <systemd> Submitting "Russian and Chinese bombers fly joint patrol over Pacific - Times of India"...
[01:18:03] * Bytram *just* woke from a much-needed map and is not running on all cylinders, yet.
[01:18:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Russian and Chinese Bombers Fly Joint Patrol Over Pacific - Times of India" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:18:22] <Runaway1956> Can't argue that Bytram - but then, the "other person" aspires to be staff . . .
[01:18:55] <AzumaHazuki> at the rate things are going i'm probably never going to complete editorial training
[01:19:10] <AzumaHazuki> besides which, if i wanted to really harass you, i don't need to use SN to do it. your opsec is utter shit.
[01:19:31] <AzumaHazuki> the fact is, no one hurts you like you hurt you. all i need to do is let it happen
[01:19:41] <Runaway1956> So, take it to the real world, little girl. You'll find that things don't work as you expect.
[01:19:57] <AzumaHazuki> maybe they'll write that on your epitaph :)
[01:20:15] <AzumaHazuki> besides...why bother? nothing i do to you will hurt you as much as what you do to you
[01:20:18] <Runaway1956> Maybe - and what do you want on your own tombstone?
[01:20:29] <Bytram> we consider many factors when people volunteer -- part of it is how the staff member is perceived in the community -- they are becoming, if you will, part of the "face" of the site.
[01:20:30] <AzumaHazuki> pepperoni. though i prefer making my pizzas from scratch
[01:21:17] <AzumaHazuki> but, again...nothing i can say or do will hurt you more than the things you say or do hurt you, runaway. now and then i'll poke you and get you frothing mad, but honestly? you're mostly that way to begin with
[01:21:35] <Runaway1956> You promised to take your silly shit to the real world. You're reneging.
[01:21:37] <Bytram> #list
[01:21:42] <AzumaHazuki> where did I promise?
[01:21:58] <AzumaHazuki> i just said if i really wanted to make you nuts it wouldn't requre using SN to do it <3
[01:22:09] <Runaway1956> So get it done.
[01:22:24] <AzumaHazuki> why? you do it harder, better, faster, stronger as the song goes
[01:22:32] <AzumaHazuki> no one hurts you like you. no one riles you up like you
[01:22:45] <Runaway1956> You're just going to shit up the forum - and still expect to become a member of staff
[01:23:00] <AzumaHazuki> all i need to do is watch, maybe poke you now and then, and you're off to the self-destructing horse races <3
[01:23:25] <Runaway1956> Liar. You come into the channel, wait a minute or six, then attack me.
[01:23:38] <Runaway1956> You don't "watch". Your the attack bitch around here.
[01:23:39] <AzumaHazuki> you always have to have the last word. you couldn't shut the fuck up if your life depended on it. you couldn't stop taking the bait if you were Mr-Creosote-tier full
[01:23:51] <Runaway1956> Just like you, right?
[01:23:55] <AzumaHazuki> er, no...?
[01:24:11] <Runaway1956> I've told you repeatedly, I grew up with girls - you DON't get the "last word" so fuck off
[01:24:20] <AzumaHazuki> why not? :)
[01:24:32] <AzumaHazuki> is it against your ferengi beliefs for a feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemale to?
[01:24:36] <Runaway1956> because when a girl gets the last word, she thinks she has won
[01:24:44] <Runaway1956> it's why YOU can't shut up
[01:24:59] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: Runaway1956: 10 minute timeout if this does not stop. Find another channel to squabble in
[01:25:01] <AzumaHazuki> I have won. I keep winning even when it's just you all alone in the basement, because you're eating yourself alive
[01:25:10] <Bytram> startng now
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[01:26:18] <Bytram> (I had previously asked you to keep it civil and that seemed to have no effect.)
[01:26:39] <Runaway1956> =submit https://reclaimthenet.org
[01:26:41] <systemd> Submitting "US formally charges Chinese former Zoom employee that censored on behalf of China"...
[01:27:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03US Formally Charges Chinese Former Zoom Employee That Censored on Behalf of China" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:27:25] <Runaway1956> Awwww, here's a warm and fuzzy story
[01:27:30] <Runaway1956> https://www.upi.com
[01:27:31] <systemd> ^ 03Family reunited with dog 8 years after home invasion
[01:27:39] <Bytram> maybe #shitlords would be more apropos? (/me has never /join 'd it)
[01:28:13] <Runaway1956> I'm in there Bytram - the *other person* is not
[01:28:20] <AzumaHazuki> why would i go in there?
[01:28:34] <AzumaHazuki> may as well swim in sewage
[01:29:00] <Bytram> that is what *this* channel is starting to look like to me: sewage
[01:29:17] <AzumaHazuki> you haven't seen much of the internet then :v
[01:29:37] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhhmmmmmm - this is different
[01:29:40] <Runaway1956> https://gizmodo.com
[01:29:41] <systemd> ^ 03The Butt Pajamas Will Follow You Forever
[01:33:59] <Runaway1956> OK, they did it, but WHY?
[01:34:02] <Runaway1956> https://www.thedrive.com
[01:34:02] <systemd> ^ 03World's First V8-Swapped Tesla Model S Is Gonna Hurt Some Feelings
[01:34:08] <AzumaHazuki> ohhh, bugger. looks like western NY is getting a foot of snow on 25 December
[01:34:23] <AzumaHazuki> that's going to be so much fun to walk home in after a night shift. perkele
[01:34:40] <Runaway1956> Western NY can handle a foot of snow - it's eastern NY and NYC you have to worry about
[01:36:12] <Runaway1956> https://newsvoice.com
[01:36:13] <systemd> ^ 03CPR given to baby elephant by Thai man
[01:41:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://futurism.com
[01:41:45] <systemd> Submitting "Scientists say there was a huge, mysterious object in the early solar system"...
[01:42:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Scientists Say There Was a Huge, Mysterious Object in the Early Solar System" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:44:59] <Runaway1956> Kids - they're pretty much the same everywhere
[01:45:07] <Runaway1956> https://www.scmp.com
[01:45:08] <systemd> ^ 03Teacher’s advice to ‘respect winter’ and wear long johns goes viral
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[01:50:44] <AzumaHazuki> that instant pot is a lifesaver. the things it makes are perfect for this awful weather
[01:51:19] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[01:51:19] <requerdanos> Some people I know just use regular pot.
[01:51:26] <systemd> Submitting "A new species of mammal may have been found in Africa's montane forests"...
[01:51:43] <AzumaHazuki> this one lets you just chuck stuff in, seal it, turn it on, and forget it
[01:51:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03A New Species of Mammal May Have Been Found in Africa's Montane Forests" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:52:09] <AzumaHazuki> throw in chicken thighs, carrots, potatoes, onions, and a cup of water with some herbs, and leave it for half an hour, and boom, 3 dinners are ready
[01:52:23] <Runaway1956> https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
[01:52:24] <systemd> ^ 03Prosecutors Decline to Charge Black Lives Matter Militant Who Ran Over Proud Boy in Washington
[01:52:30] <AzumaHazuki> and the cheaper cuts of meat work best in it. bone-in/skin-on chicken thighs get you some broth too
[01:52:36] <requerdanos> that sounds almost too good to be true.
[01:52:53] <AzumaHazuki> it really does, but it's real
[01:55:18] <AzumaHazuki> hm, maybe i'll splurge and get some lamb and make lamb stew for christmas. will be the first time in 20-something years
[01:55:23] <requerdanos> Tonight we put one frozen lasagna into the oven, and boom! an hour and a half later we had lasagna. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
[01:56:21] <Runaway1956> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[01:56:23] <systemd> Submitting "YouTube’s Copyright Filter Is Crushing Video Critique"...
[01:56:44] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03YouTube’s Copyright Filter is Crushing Video Critique" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:04:06] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.phoronix.com
[02:04:07] <systemd> Submitting "Linux 5.11 Drops AMD Zen Voltage/Current Reporting Over Lack Of Documentation - Phoronix"...
[02:04:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Linux 5.11 Drops AMD Zen Voltage/Current Reporting Over Lack of Documentation - Phoronix" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:08:53] <Runaway1956> =submit https://bioengineer.org
[02:08:54] <systemd> Submitting "New flower from 100 million years ago brings fresh holiday beauty to 2020"...
[02:09:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Flower From 100 Million Years Ago Brings Fresh Holiday Beauty to 2020" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:20:54] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.eff.org
[02:20:55] <systemd> Submitting "This Disastrous Copyright Proposal Goes Straight to Our Naughty List"...
[02:21:17] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03This Disastrous Copyright Proposal Goes Straight to Our Naughty List" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[02:25:02] <Runaway1956> =submit https://earther.gizmodo.com
[02:25:04] <systemd> Submitting "New Blue Whale Population Discovered After Scientists Hear Unknown Song"...
[02:25:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03New Blue Whale Population Discovered After Scientists Hear Unknown Song" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[02:38:00] <Runaway1956> This video is a "holy shit"
[02:38:05] <Runaway1956> https://twitter.com
[02:38:29] <Runaway1956> https://www.zerohedge.com
[02:38:30] <systemd> ^ 03Watch: Truck Carrying Hundreds Of Propane Tanks Explodes On Long Island Expressway
[02:39:09] <Bytram> #yt LIE truck propane tanks explode
[02:39:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- LIVE NYC Explosive Truck Fire, Propane Tanks | LIE, Queens (Starts at 1:36:01)
[02:39:14] <Runaway1956> It's not clear how many propane tanks exploded, but it goes on and on in the 1 minute video
[02:39:31] <Bytram> is the vid on yt?
[02:39:46] <Runaway1956> What I found was on twitter
[02:40:02] <Bytram> ahh, k. Linky?
[02:40:06] <requerdanos> I can narrate. "Boom! (sound of fire)"
[02:40:14] <Runaway1956> opening your link above now - internet is extremely slow
[02:40:18] <Bytram> lol
[02:40:23] <Runaway1956> https://twitter.com
[02:40:26] <Bytram> tx, I needed that!
[02:41:09] <Runaway1956> I look at that and thing "that could have been me"
[02:41:37] * Runaway1956 had an ethanol tank break in half in Houston years ago with ~5000 gallons of ethanol
[02:43:55] <Bytram> O_O
[02:44:01] <chromas> So that's what happened to Ethanol-fueled
[02:44:12] <Bytram> chromas++ ROL
[02:44:12] <Bender> karma - chromas: 320
[02:44:14] <Runaway1956> maybe he broke in half?
[02:44:34] <Bytram> achey breaky EF?
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[02:51:06] <chromas> I never noticed before but there's only about twelve christmas songs
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[02:52:30] <chromas> Then each one has at least 350 renditions
[02:53:18] <Bytram> chromas: try working retail and listening to the "Muzak" all season long. Yes, the list is.. limited
[02:53:53] <chromas> We don't have the muzak; it's all popular singers' edition
[02:55:05] <chromas> So I guess that gives variety, since they all have different amounts of reverb on their voices
[02:55:40] * Runaway1956 is happy to not listen to the radio during Christmas season
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[02:58:30] <Bytram> chromas: FYI: Just onboarded a new editor who expressed unsolicited gratitude for benefits of having your bot. Thought you'd like to know!
[03:00:07] <chromas> He's not allowed to say it but he's actually being forced to express such—the bot's got a 10-guage
[03:00:21] <chromas> it's taking on a life of its own
[03:00:36] <systemd> shhhhhhh
[03:00:59] * Runaway1956 starts GoFundMe for systemd to get a rocket launcher
[03:01:29] <Runaway1956> apt-get install rocket-launcher
[03:03:15] <systemd> sudo systemd-nspawn -x / rocket-launcher
[03:03:40] <carny> found the pottering cuck
[03:05:31] <systemd> that's poettering duck
[03:06:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The COVID-19 Stimulus Bill Would Make Illegal Streaming a Felony - https://sylnt.us - strong-(arm)-copyright-protections
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[04:42:35] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[04:42:37] <systemd> Submitting "How a string of failures by the British government helped Covid-19 to mutate"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[04:42:59] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03How a String of Failures by the British Government Helped Covid-19 to Mutate" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:49:52] <chromas> https://www.engadget.com
[04:49:53] <systemd> ^ 03Google counters DOJ antitrust charges by pointing out Bing exists
[05:05:02] <c0lo> =submit plastic-borgs-acoming https://www.theguardian.com
[05:05:04] <systemd> Submitting "Microplastics revealed in the placentas of unborn babies"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[05:05:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Microplastics Revealed in the Placentas of Unborn Babies" (16 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[05:06:14] <chromas> That's unborn fetuses
[05:07:07] <carny> future clumps of cells named ruth
[05:09:25] <chromas> or is that fetii?
[05:23:22] <Runaway1956> For info - I submitted the fetal covid story, as well as a link to the study earlier. An editor might combine all three links into an article?
[05:23:37] <Runaway1956> my brain hurts
[05:23:42] <Runaway1956> fetal PLASTIC story
[05:24:14] <Runaway1956> Too many COVID stories, I write Covid when I'm thinking something else entirely
[05:31:42] <carny> what fetal covid story?
[05:33:51] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[05:33:54] <systemd> ^ 03On the Way to Universal Recognition of Let's Encrypt Root Certificate - SoylentNews
[05:34:49] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[05:34:51] <systemd> ^ 03Let's Encrypt Pushes Back Deadline to Revoke Some TLS Certificates - SoylentNews
[05:57:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Blue Whale Population Discovered after Scientists Hear Unknown Song - https://sylnt.us
[07:05:23] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[07:05:25] <systemd> Submitting "Sex at Christmas tends to be off menu until fireworks at new year – study"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[07:05:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Sex at Christmas Tends to be Off Menu Until Fireworks at New Year – Study" (11 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:06:08] <c0lo> Awww, people aren't eating xmas sex anymore?
[07:06:48] <pinchy> heres where that ivermectin bs treatment came from https://www.isglobal.org
[07:06:49] <systemd> ^ 03Ivermectin and COVID-19: How a Flawed Database Shaped the Pandemic Response of Several Latin-American Countries - Blog
[07:23:17] <FatPhil> flawed database? database? you should be using MS Excel, mate
[07:23:17] <c0lo> =submit https://edition.cnn.com
[07:23:21] <systemd> Submitting "Hundreds of Floridians line up for free groceries as growing demand, decreasing supply pinches food banks"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.cnn.com )
[07:23:43] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Hundreds of Floridians Line Up for Free Groceries as Growing Demand, Decreasing Supply Pinches Food " (5 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:24:14] <c0lo> See, pinchy, they blame you
[07:24:47] <FatPhil> I thought our municipal fireworks this year (not involving any sex at all, hopefully), should take place 1km off the coast, in the middle of the bay(s), such that nowhere is better than anywhere else to see it, and there's be no clustering.
[07:25:49] <FatPhil> it's not as if we're lacking bays: https://www.openstreetmap.org
[07:25:50] <systemd> ^ 03OpenStreetMap ( https://www.openstreetmap.org )
[07:26:00] <c0lo> And what *they* thought, FatPhil?
[07:26:56] <FatPhil> they're doing it somewhere along the coast, not in the town square
[07:27:08] <FatPhil> but still, clustering will happen
[07:27:15] <FatPhil> superspreading will occur
[07:27:23] <FatPhil> and that's just the sex
[07:28:37] <c0lo> Hmmm... https://visittallinn.ee
[07:28:41] <systemd> ^ 03New Year's Eve 2020: fireworks display in Pirita
[07:28:57] <c0lo> Seems like they want widespread sex.
[07:36:36] * bacteria undergoes mitosis
[07:36:44] <bacteria> sex shmex
[07:37:18] <FatPhil> the usual biggest event is fired from the mound over the square here: https://www.openstreetmap.org
[07:37:19] <systemd> ^ 03OpenStreetMap ( https://www.openstreetmap.org )
[07:37:36] <FatPhil> >divide< >divide<
[07:40:18] <FatPhil> that's literally 100m from where I live, so normally we get a bellyful round at my place, grab a couple of big bottles to take to the square, watch the noise, and then return to my place for another bellyful.
[07:42:20] <FatPhil> damn, I'm terrible with distances, it's actually 250m
[07:43:18] <c0lo> Well, can't s/literally/literary/ now, but I can understand a metaphor.
[07:44:07] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[07:44:09] <systemd> Submitting "Covid cases recorded in Antarctica for first time – reports"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[07:44:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Covid Cases Recorded in Antarctica for First Time – Reports" (10 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:45:00] <c0lo> ^ yesterday news
[07:46:14] <c0lo> Today there are 58 (growing from the 36 yesterday)
[07:46:22] <c0lo> =submit https://www.abc.net.au
[07:46:24] <systemd> Submitting "COVID-19 cases linked to Chilean Antarctic operations rise to 58 - ABC News"...
[07:46:46] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03COVID-19 Cases Linked to Chilean Antarctic Operations Rise to 58 - ABC News" (37 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:47:02] <pinchy> dna fragments matching some bogus sequence found in antartica for first time
[07:48:20] <FatPhil> literarily is the optimal word to use
[07:49:03] <FatPhil> It feels like 100m. Out the flat, turn left, left at the end, and right onto the square. Bosh!
[07:50:58] <c0lo> Meh, patience. You will eventualirely get to the age when it will feel like 1km.
[08:20:00] <FatPhil> fucking cobbles, too
[08:20:16] <FatPhil> nicely dusted with a cm of snow this morning too
[08:20:52] <FatPhil> I'm not saying I hate cobbles in winter, but I do know what the resonant frequency of my skull is.
[08:21:55] <chromas> You guys don't hae asphalt?
[08:23:33] <FatPhil> not in the old town
[08:24:50] <FatPhil> just trying to think. and I'm pretty sure there's no asphalt inside the old city walls.
[08:25:26] <chromas> How about some nice Solar Freakin' Roadways?
[08:25:47] <FatPhil> thunderf00t visited, and debunked those with a pickaxe
[08:26:06] <chromas> I'm sorry for your loss (of time)
[08:35:46] <bacteria> sometimes i wish all roads and dwellings and industries were underground, and on the surface it would be just nature
[08:36:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Army Hits Target from 43 Miles Away with Artillery System in Works - https://sylnt.us - the-target-was-how-big?
[08:36:48] <chromas> oh shoot
[08:36:50] <FatPhil> I've heard that large parts of some Canadian cities are underground.
[08:37:26] <bacteria> i saw on tv there are towns in australia like that too
[08:37:45] <bacteria> funny, one is for heat, other for cold
[08:37:49] <FatPhil> well, small parts of large cities, but parts that on their own would be considered large were it not for the context of a metropolis to dwarf them.
[08:37:51] <chromas> Put up thousands of skyscrapers and make the roads that connect them at the top
[08:38:09] <FatPhil> then just add flying cars!
[08:38:37] <chromas> we've had decades to work on that with no progress. time for some swaying highways
[08:38:48] <FatPhil> tacoma narrows...
[08:39:24] <chromas> nw washington is a shithole. I'm retroactively blaming it all on chaz
[08:41:59] <FatPhil> chaz & di, or chaz & camilla? or chaz & dave?
[08:42:22] <chromas> chaz & chips
[08:42:29] <chromas> with tasty beans
[08:55:55] <c0lo> bacteria, may I interest you in Coober Pedy? Not much of a nature on the surface, it' hard to survive at 43C-50C. https://www.google.com
[08:55:56] <systemd> ^ 03Coober Pedy - Google Search
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[09:09:25] <bacteria> i love those rocks though, they look out-of-this-world gorgeous :)
[09:09:50] <bacteria> kinda reminds me of other place i never been to, colorado
[09:19:47] <FatPhil> OH, I am so going to Coober Pedy when I finally go to see Australia!
[09:21:01] <FatPhil> but not in Nov-Mar, only in sane temperatures
[09:25:46] <c0lo> No fun.
[09:26:38] <FatPhil> I'd like to do about 3-6 months in Oz/NZ, but definitely want to avoid high summer. Not even for lulz
[09:26:56] <c0lo> The temp is bearable, it's dry. It sucks the beer through your skin, make room for more.
[09:27:21] <c0lo> s/make/makes/
[09:27:21] <SedBot> <c0lo> The temp is bearable, it's dry. It sucks the beer through your skin, makes room for more.
[09:29:13] <c0lo> You don't even get sweaty, it dries the sweat as soons as it gets out through the skin pores. Nothing to lul about, but you don't get to experience it too often in your life.
[09:33:03] <c0lo> NZ is an oceanic temperate climate. But you can play make-believe LotR in their mountains assuming you're into trekking. Bare-footed. And large hairy feet
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[09:48:50] <FatPhil> I'm very much not a hot weather person. I start to slow down at about 24C, and am basically an almost lifeless zombie at 30.
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[09:59:40] <FatPhil> " The golf course is completely free of grass and golfers take a small piece of "turf" around to use for teeing off."
[10:06:55] <chromas> Teeing off in public is generally frowned upon
[10:09:41] <c0lo> Not downunder. I can tee off in public any time I want. Slip-Slop-Slap, tho'.
[10:10:19] <FatPhil> One is English, one choses instead to tea-off.
[10:10:56] <FatPhil> Yes, with a crooked little finger, obviously, how gauche of you to ask!
[10:12:37] <requerdanos> oh, I say, toodle-pip.
[10:13:21] <c0lo> 'ere we just cuppa
[11:26:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Say there was a Huge, Mysterious Object in the Early Solar System - https://sylnt.us - is-it-1:4:9?
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[13:27:43] <FatPhil> Is there a search engine which will tell you what pages link to a particular URL?
[13:28:40] <FatPhil> I just asked a dumb question to a website, and they pointed me to a page they already have on the topic - I'm convinced nothing actually links to that page, as I can't find any such links.
[13:48:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux 5.11 Drops AMD Zen Voltage/Current Reporting Over Lack of Documentation - https://sylnt.us
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[16:09:16] <FatPhil> kn*ck*rs
[16:17:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Says It Will Fly a Canadian to the Moon - https://sylnt.us - collaboration-eh?
[16:27:26] <Bytram> FatPhil: googe, advanced search ... as least it used to let you do that
[16:27:44] <Bytram> unfortunately, I really gtg... good luck!
[17:07:16] <FatPhil> NASA story should be from the Apollogies-18 dept.
[18:06:58] <kyonko> FatPhil: do you sometimes get neuromuscular maladies?
[18:08:38] <FatPhil> yup, every time I'm thirsty, I think "that's a neuromuscular malady, I need a beer"
[18:09:25] <FatPhil> n.c. (now curing) neuromuscular maladies
[18:09:55] <kyonko> oh heh
[18:09:55] <kyonko> well
[18:10:05] <FatPhil> last open day of the year at the brewpub, so giving my best wishes to all the staff.
[18:10:10] <kyonko> I KNOW humans have to get rid of metabolic heat into their enviroment
[18:10:20] <FatPhil> that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it
[18:10:31] <kyonko> oh yeah, the anthrax place
[18:14:14] <kyonko> anthrax brew
[18:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox Continues Cracking Down on Tracking With Cache Partitioning - https://sylnt.us - who's-cache-is-it-anyway?
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[21:17:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Over-Engineered Bottle Opener Takes the Drudgery Out of Drinking - https://sylnt.us - just-keep-them-coming
[22:27:07] <FatPhil> =tell c0lo yeah, x5x1sSjfknM is very funny!
[22:27:14] <FatPhil> bots--
[22:27:14] <Bender> karma - bots: -38
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[23:32:46] <FatPhil> Awww, damn, the govt's finally decided to do something now thousands of cats are out of the bag - pubs are closing for a month, and restaurants may only do take-away.
[23:33:25] <FatPhil> Given that I eat out every day, mostly in pubs, that's a bit of a bummer.
[23:34:51] <requerdanos> when this whole thing came down, we ate out every day as well. more meals at home now; we adapted I guess
[23:36:42] * AzumaHazuki always cooks at home, so...no real change here
[23:37:00] <AzumaHazuki> it's kind of funny in a sad way how little has changed for me during this pandemic
[23:37:44] <FatPhil> until this, it's basically been almost no change.
[23:38:35] <AzumaHazuki> the night shift is awesome by the way. i was born for this
[23:40:20] <FatPhil> Pubs started closing earlier, firstly last orders (but not drinking up) at 24:00, then kicking out time at 22:00 these last couple of months. But there was always half a dozen really good lunch specials to chose from.
[23:40:42] <AzumaHazuki> you would save a lot of money if you cooked at home
[23:41:02] <FatPhil> Not if it reduced the number of billable hours we can work.
[23:42:06] <FatPhil> having said that, the work is thinning, so we do have more time.
[23:42:18] <AzumaHazuki> oh, right, if you work in a pub it makes sense
[23:43:17] <FatPhil> nah, we're both conslutants, and bill by the hour.
[23:43:54] <FatPhil> lots of academics as clients, and that seems to not be drying up.