#soylent | Logs for 2021-05-17
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[00:22:59] <chromas> Was he gas-free?
[00:23:42] <AzumaHazuki> beans are good for your heart, but bad for those of everyone else on the elevator with you
[00:24:07] <chromas> When they react, you have a...hearty laugh
[00:25:09] <chromas> then you run off before you can be accused of mans laughter
[00:57:25] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[00:57:26] <systemd> ^ 03clojure.core/typing - Matt Adereth
[02:46:27] <kyonko`> skype wont let me delete my account, great
[02:57:53] <Deucalion> That's fine. Provide me 1BTC, your skype user/pass and access to the email account it was registered with. Pretty sure I can get that account deleted in say.... 12hrs?
[03:00:08] <Deucalion> For the record - that was meant to be /sarc and failed. No idea how to delete any behemoth cloudy account once created.
[03:05:18] <chromas> No delete; only memory hole
[03:05:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mammals Can Use Their Intestines to Breathe - https://sylnt.us - please-don't
[03:06:08] <chromas> Just think of all the mist opportunities for fart jokes there
[03:08:07] <AzumaHazuki> this explains why some people are constantly talking out their asses
[03:14:03] <kyonko`> a behemoth cloudy account?
[03:15:39] <chromas> the cloud is what happens when tech sales talks out their intestines
[03:16:36] <kyonko`> clouds don't work in like most of the 3rd world and the rapidly 3rd worlding of the USA
[03:16:52] <kyonko`> why does a typical facebook web page, almost use up 10mb of data?
[03:16:55] <chromas> probably why you can't delete your account
[03:18:15] <Runaway1956> Facebook collects data faster than data can be deleted
[03:19:57] <kyonko`> where I live you need dvdrom's and sd cards and external HDD's
[03:20:03] <kyonko`> of course, windows 10 doesn't like that
[03:20:18] <kyonko`> did you guys know HAMAS uses WINDOWS 10
[03:21:01] <Runaway1956> Everyone uses Windows unless they're some kinda subversive *nix geek
[03:21:32] <bacteria> in soviet russia, windows uses YOU! (also outside of russia)
[03:22:09] * bacteria downloads some tuneskis
[03:22:41] <bacteria> remember how sharing files on the internet was going to dismember and murder the poor music industry?
[03:22:45] <kyonko`> who remembers the russian windows 98 trojan, donald dick?
[03:23:03] <bacteria> a few years later, no one wants to download files because it's inconvenient
[03:23:09] <Runaway1956> What music industry? I thought they folded up back in 2001
[03:23:30] <kyonko`> bacteria: the stanford prison experiment, the internet and modern computers were invented at stanford
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[04:24:34] <kyonko`> you can download videos from alex jones' banned.video
[04:49:47] <Sulla> All i want is C2C to stop sucking
[04:50:02] <Sulla> Hopefully its at least George Knapp toniht
[05:37:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Desperate for Workers, US Restaurants and Stores Raise Pay - https://sylnt.us - too-late-too-few
[06:06:23] <AzumaHazuki> this is the truth that only a general strike can change things for the better
[06:18:35] <FatPhil> nope, this is what happens when you repeatedly pay people to do nothing.
[06:27:14] <AzumaHazuki> put another way, wages have not kept pace with productivity and most jobs are bullshit
[06:27:31] <AzumaHazuki> the rupture happened in the early 70s i'd say
[06:28:34] <chromas> If you send employees home to Flatten the Curve and they get thousands of government moneys on top of unemployment then that automatically means you're not paying them enough. Don't deepthroat the boot, FatPhil!
[06:37:42] <FatPhil> wages certainly haven't kept up with anything
[06:39:04] <FatPhil> certainly been a steady decline since the peak in ~1970.
[06:41:32] <FatPhil> I hope you're all braced for "transitory inflation"
[06:43:17] <Sulla> Chromas: Effecting different industries differently. The McDonalds and Kroger minimum wage type stores can f off with their complaints. My dad works at a factory, apparenlty someone found out how in Oregon to quit your job and still get unemployment during the pandemic. People quitting their 55k/yr jobs to get 47k/yr in unemployment knowing they can just get their job back when its over
[06:43:31] <Sulla> 1000iq is you cant get inflation'd if you don't have any savings
[06:52:37] <chromas> Good point
[06:52:37] * chromas invests all moneys into wine and chia
[06:54:04] <chromas> If I recall correctly, some businesses were also able to get moar gubbermint stimmies by letting some of their employees go, while the employees are taken care of by personal stimmies
[06:54:31] <FatPhil> iircyrc
[06:54:53] <chromas> FatPhil confirms it: I was right for once!
[06:54:58] <chromas> maybe
[06:55:12] <kyonko`> FatPhil on sheer high IQ is annointed to operate an AR-15
[06:55:54] <kyonko`> skype skype skype.... does anyone use it?
[06:55:58] <Sulla> I know a few local shops who got stimulus. It was enough to keep paying employees at current amounts with the exception of management. Of the ones I talked to they thought that was fine
[06:56:05] <kyonko`> Sulla: PPP
[06:56:10] <Sulla> Skype is top tier best tool ive seen for looking up phone numbers
[06:56:15] <Sulla> but nothing else
[06:56:18] <kyonko`> Sulla: PETS, PIPES, PEOPLE! FREEZING ADVISORY IN EFFECT
[06:56:40] <Sulla> cold weather is fake news, my exterior faucets haven't frozen yet
[06:57:33] <kyonko`> All I ever had in my life was outdoor pets
[06:58:07] <kyonko`> But I've heard illuminated freemasons banish their children to the wilderness
[06:58:12] <Sulla> For outdoor pets I've had a rabbit, and "pets" ive had a few crows
[06:58:20] <Sulla> well it makes them strong
[06:58:25] <kyonko`> its really hard to get indoor pets to behave
[06:58:33] <kyonko`> you would have to purchase them from a trainer
[06:59:06] <kyonko`> on this other irc network this guy's cat is bringing in LIVE MICE thru the pet door
[06:59:08] <chromas> Our cat goes both ways. Right now he goes out to roll around in the dead grass and bugs so he can come in and whine to be brushed
[06:59:42] <chromas> live mice == free pets
[06:59:47] <Sulla> Have a border collie and a guinea pig
[06:59:57] <Sulla> THE DUCKS AT THE PARK ARE FREE! YOU CAN JUST TAKE THEM
[06:59:57] <kyonko`> rodents die quite fast
[07:00:26] <chromas> Your ducks don't fly away when you get too close?
[07:00:28] <kyonko`> my cat shed his nose like snake skin, didn't know they could do that
[07:00:33] <kyonko`> flightless ducks
[07:00:41] <Sulla> https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com
[07:00:48] <kyonko`> its like all those people who can't talk genetically
[07:00:53] <kyonko`> the sign language people
[07:01:08] <kyonko`> they try to talk but just a grunt comes out
[07:01:26] <kyonko`> something something big deal FOXP2 gene
[07:01:31] <kyonko`> BIG DEAL
[07:02:42] <Sulla> Any hopes of modern medicine fixing it?
[07:02:49] <Sulla> is it a physical deformity?
[07:03:07] <Sulla> Or a brain/vocal cord disconnect
[07:03:15] <chromas> Flightless people or quackless ducks?
[07:03:20] <Sulla> BOTH
[07:03:48] <chromas> folding@home will find us the solution
[07:04:03] <chromas> We just need to get more people on it. We need foldcoin
[07:04:17] <Sulla> as long as i can buy 10k before they are worth a penny im in
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[08:17:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Design a Sailing Ship for the 21st Century? - https://sylnt.us - Sailing,-sailing-over-the-ocean-blue
[09:05:15] <kyonko`> your cat is an alternating current
[09:05:28] <kyonko`> outside of the confines of the universe
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[10:47:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sharks Use Earth's Magnetic Fields to Guide them Like a Map - https://sylnt.us - laser-guided-sharks-need-not-apply
[11:14:25] <FatPhil> Fuck me, even my (cheap chinese clone) roomba is demanding minimum wage now!
[11:22:26] <inz> Next it'll outsource its job overseas.
[12:19:52] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:19:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5553
[12:20:10] <Bytram> #weather houston
[12:37:11] <chromas> https://appleinsider.com
[12:37:12] <systemd> ^ 03AppleInsider
[12:38:06] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[12:38:07] <systemd> ^ 03Red Letter Media on Streaming services
[13:03:02] <Ingar> pizaroll++
[13:03:02] <Bender> karma - pizaroll: 1
[13:06:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Injectable Chips are Here - https://sylnt.us - I've-Got-You-Under-my-Skin
[14:12:54] <progo> remember when monopoly cable TV systems forced you to get 12 channels in order to get the 1 you wanted, or 50 to get the 4 you wanted? Wasn't Red Letter Media complaining about that? Now they're joking about the cost of subscribing to everything a la carte.
[14:13:48] <progo> you don't have to watch the channels your friends are watching
[14:14:19] <progo> save money. subscribe to 3 or 4 individual low budget TV programs and spend your extra time reading
[14:32:25] <Runaway1956> Maybe I haven't "seen it all" yet, but I've come a step closer this morning
[14:32:46] <Runaway1956> Washed dishes, and I found a cheap-ass plastic champagne goblet
[14:33:16] <Runaway1956> FFS, if anyone knows enough to drink champagne from a goblet, WTF do they want PLASTIC???!?!
[14:33:41] <Runaway1956> Redneck hillbillies . . .
[14:35:08] <Runaway1956> progo - few people know how to read - it was largely a lost art when I was in school
[14:35:30] <Runaway1956> aside from women with the Harlequin romances
[14:36:06] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[14:36:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5554
[14:37:08] <progo> I lost track of how far I got in any books of a 4-book memoir series from Madeleine L'Engle. I started re-reating the first book about 6 months ago. I'm about halfway through that
[14:37:08] <Runaway1956> OK, fuck you FatPhil - you cheap bastid - pay your roomba!!
[14:37:24] <progo> I read short pieces on the Internet more than I watch TV :^b
[14:37:48] <Runaway1956> I've read more than I watched TV since I was about 11 or 12
[14:37:54] <progo> L'Engle's 1970s journals are like high latency blogging. no comments until it's been typeset and printed
[14:43:05] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:43:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5555
[14:43:14] <Bytram> =)
[14:43:24] <Bytram> gtg; laters!
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[15:03:28] <FatPhil> Plastic champagne flutes are essential for picnics if you're a wannabe posh twat. Also common for New Years Eve fireworks displays, IME.
[15:04:43] <FatPhil> You should be complimenting whoever's responsible for reusing them, rather than ditching them.
[15:05:37] <Sulla> Step aside bourgeoisie, box wine masterrace coming through
[15:06:36] <Sulla> https://ih0.redbubble.net
[15:22:48] <FatPhil> awww shit, roof's leaking again...
[15:27:30] <FatPhil> I wish the bloody soviets didn't pretend that cavity wall insulation foam is a structural building material, worse, a sealant.
[15:29:07] <progo> where can I learn to be a posh twat?
[15:40:23] <FatPhil> Be born into the right family, that helps
[15:40:43] <FatPhil> And note, I said "wannabe posh twat", the "wannabe" is important.
[15:41:58] <FatPhil> proper posh twats use glass, and have "staff" to do the menial things like taking care of ones victuals, including serving thereof.
[15:46:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux and Open-Source Communities Rise to Biden's Cybersecurity Challenge - https://sylnt.us - step-up
[15:48:38] <progo> there's a great "tailgating" scene in Gilmore Girls involving a double-wide RV, chairs and giant folding tables on the ground, and maids
[15:48:53] <progo> at a Yale football game
[15:49:17] <progo> or maybe it was a coach bus-shaped RV. it was big anyway
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[21:51:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.newsweek.com
[21:51:31] <systemd> ^ 03In China, Pushing the Talmud as a Business Guide
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[21:54:07] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.msn.com
[21:54:09] <systemd> ^ 03Black Men Have Lower Cognitive Skills Than White Men, NFL Asserts In Brain Injury Lawsuits
[21:54:17] <Ethanol-fueled> No wonder why they went woke.
[21:54:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Turns out racism is profitable!
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[23:16:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Four Health Benefits of Hugs—and Why They Feel So Good - https://sylnt.us - Hug-it-out