#soylent | Logs for 2021-10-05
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[00:16:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Will Launch Italian Satellite Following Arianespace Delays - https://sylnt.us - good-fast-cheap;-pick...three?
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[02:55:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - David Julius, Ardem Patapoutian Win 2021 Nobel Prize in Medicine - https://sylnt.us
[02:58:14] <chromas> Nobel prizes are still a thing?
[02:59:12] <kyonko> wow this place is dead
[02:59:15] <kyonko> what happened
[03:13:43] <Subsentient> kyonko: Gerbils got em
[03:14:03] <Subsentient> Been tellin em for years that the gerbocalypse would come, they didn't believe me, and now they done got gerbil'd.
[03:15:42] <chromas> heheh, gerbil cummies
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[05:46:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One in 10 People Frequently Experience Abdominal Pain When They Eat Meals - https://sylnt.us
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[06:23:03] <FatPhil> https://asia.nikkei.com
[06:23:04] <systemd> ^ 03China PCR test orders soared before first confirmed COVID case
[06:40:12] <chromas> sounds like conspiracy nuttery
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[07:52:58] <RunawayXXXX> [02:59:12] <kyonko> wow this place is dead [02:59:15] <kyonko> what happened Wasteland.
[08:05:52] <AzumaHazuki> ari, quit impersonating people
[08:11:28] <Runaway1956> Ari can't help it - he's a dick
[08:13:41] <RunawayXXXX> ??
[08:14:57] <RunawayXXXX> What makes you think I am someone other than what my nick says I am? Are you as numerically challenged as Runaway1965? Can you not distinguish me from him?
[08:15:21] <AzumaHazuki> you've already given away that it's you -.- this gimmick isn't funny. stand on your own merit
[08:15:46] <AzumaHazuki> you would have made more of an impact on the forums if you'd done as i did: no AC posting, no sockpuppets, just you and the truth
[08:20:51] <RunawayXXXX> who are you?
[08:26:34] <RunawayXXXX> OK, we try again: "Who _ARE_ you?" You are supposed to answer, "No one of consequence." Princess Bride references will always escape Runaway.
[08:26:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When Blood Pressure Needs More Control, What’s Better: An Additional Drug or More of the Same? - https://sylnt.us - Yes!
[08:29:02] <FatPhil> .kickban RunawayXXXX
[08:29:02] -!- mode/#soylent [+b *!*@194.39.ugu.ip] by Aphrodite
[08:29:02] -!- RunawayXXXX was kicked from #soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(FatPhil) No reason given]
[08:29:33] <FatPhil> Aphrodite - you're dumb - ban the nick not the IP
[08:30:22] <FatPhil> I was pretty sure he was banned before, that might be why he was able to return
[08:31:14] <chromas> Maybe Greeks are just dumb now
[08:31:22] <FatPhil> Prove it - name one!
[08:31:23] <chromas> ari, irc bots
[08:31:39] <kyonko> FYOMians
[08:31:43] <FatPhil> awww, dayummm, you got me there
[08:31:45] <kyonko> uh
[08:31:49] <kyonko> FYROMians
[08:31:57] <kyonko> fy-rom-ians
[08:32:25] <kyonko> the forums? or the comments?
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[08:43:21] <chromas> Sometimes I suspect ari is an ultraboomer
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[08:44:38] <aristarchus> You were saying, chromas?
[08:45:09] <chromas> real subtle
[08:45:24] <aristarchus> Greek style.
[08:45:45] <chromas> so in little boys' butts with yogurt for lube?
[08:46:23] <aristarchus> Runaway insults are beneath you, chromas, unless you yourself are a catamite.
[08:47:17] <kyonko> can't you guys take this to a facebook group?
[08:47:33] <TheMightyChickadee> No, they seem to be down at the moment.
[08:57:16] <aristarchus> Can't understand the recent antagonistic attitude towards the community. Isn't this what drove everyone away from the Green site?
[09:13:08] <TheMightyChickadee> Are you suggesting that chromas and FatPhil are the new whitespace? Works in so many ways.
[09:13:37] <AzumaHazuki> stop talking to yourself, jeez
[09:13:52] <AzumaHazuki> yes, i know, one of you is using a different hostmask but come on
[09:14:54] <TheMightyChickadee> One of me? How many of me are there? I am only aware of one.
[09:17:44] <AzumaHazuki> shit like this is why you're ineffectual
[09:17:49] <AzumaHazuki> you're not fooling anyone
[09:20:52] <TheMightyChickadee> Walt says: Listener up there! what have you to confide to me? Look in my face while I snuff the sidle of evening, (Talk honestly, no one else hears you, and I stay only a minute longer.) Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
[09:21:46] <TheMightyChickadee> So, Hazuki, what do you have to confide to me?
[09:22:57] <aristarchus> Hmm, account checks out.
[09:25:05] <aristarchus> #weather Samos
[09:25:06] <MrPlow> unnamed road, 831 04 Municipal Unit of Pythagoreio, Greece - Today: "Clear throughout the day." 72/58F, Humidity: 60%, Precip: 0%, Wind ~13mph. Wed: "Clear throughout the day." 70/58F, Humidity: 59%, Precip: 0%, Wind ~12mph. Thu: "Clear throughout the day." 71/60F, Humidity: 57%, Precip: 0%, Wind ~4mph.
[09:34:34] <TheMightyChickadee> #weather
[09:34:34] <MrPlow> No location found for TheMightyChickadee
[09:35:02] <TheMightyChickadee> #weather Cutbank
[09:35:04] <MrPlow> Municipal District of Greenview, AB, Canada - Today: "Rain in the morning and afternoon." 44/31F, Humidity: 81%, Precip: 92%, Wind ~5mph. Wed: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 46/25F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 64%, Wind ~4mph. Thu: "Clear throughout the day." 49/25F, Humidity: 69%, Precip: 6%, Wind ~4mph.
[09:36:02] <TheMightyChickadee> Yep, she be wet.
[09:38:46] <kyonko> Win 10 systems are beginning to update to 11
[09:38:51] <kyonko> what could ever go wrong?
[09:39:39] <kyonko> I remember when win 7 began to force update to windows 10, I had to buy what would be one of the last BIOS hybrid laptops with dvd-r
[09:39:56] <kyonko> eventually the win 7 laptops recovered
[09:40:21] <kyonko> and they still weasle in update to windows 7
[09:40:37] <aristarchus> What could go wrong? They could end up running Windows! Oh, the Huge Manatee!
[09:41:03] <kyonko> I lost 2TB of data, mostly youtube downloads of pbs newshour
[09:41:22] <kyonko> but I also had my own camcorder and photo data
[09:41:25] <aristarchus> Ouch! Lesson learned?
[09:41:53] <kyonko> lesson learned indeed, no more bill gates for me
[09:45:31] <AzumaHazuki> you don't make backups?
[09:45:47] <TheMightyChickadee> And, oh, the rest of Walt (Walt Whitman, Song of Myself, 51) : I concentrate toward them that are nigh, I wait on the door-slab. Who has done his day's work? who will soonest be through with his supper? Who wishes to walk with me? Will you speak before I am gone? will you prove already too late?
[09:46:22] <aristarchus> 2TB can be challenging
[10:02:05] <aristarchus> And one thing I have noticed about this Chickadee, hopeless romantic, quoting Whitman.
[10:02:32] <AzumaHazuki> you and he are the same person using different hostmasks
[10:02:42] <AzumaHazuki> who the hell do you think you're fooling?
[10:03:05] <aristarchus> So you say, but I prefer Euripides, and Melville.
[10:04:02] <TheMightyChickadee> I find the accusations that I am a sockpuppet to be vastly overblown.
[10:13:03] <aristarchus> And what, indeed, is the harm done? Are Soylentils so easily bamboozled by floating identities, that such could skew their view of reality? Do you not know the hordes that mod up the Azuma Hazuki are real and quite dangerous?
[10:18:26] <AzumaHazuki> i have no idea who's upmodding me but i'm glad they do, since i apparently have a fan club of haters
[10:21:42] <aristarchus> You're welcome, M'ilady, but as I am currently modbanned, I regretfully can no longer be of service!
[10:28:12] <aristarchus> And since I have been modbanned for quite some time, your supporters are legion, and legit, and even, perhaps, pass the janrinok test.
[10:32:44] <kyonko> AzumaHazuki is a pseudonym
[10:33:20] <kyonko> either that or she is the female version of "jason bermas"
[10:33:25] <kyonko> (do not google)
[10:34:19] <AzumaHazuki> yes, we all know this. it's a reference to a time-travelling lesbian looking for her lost girlfriend/adoptive older sister
[10:34:27] <AzumaHazuki> because Japan comes up with weird plots like that
[10:34:52] <kyonko> gotta wear dental dams these days
[10:34:54] <AzumaHazuki> also i just happen to have the exact same birthday (6 August 1988), which is creepy as hell
[10:34:56] <kyonko> for bumping gums
[10:37:03] <kyonko> bumpin uglies
[10:38:20] <TheMightyChickadee> Yes, just stop, kyonko, you, um, whatever you are.
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[10:52:28] <aristarchus> Always remember, fantasy can be whatever it wants. But we humans are constrained by the reality of each other. #Freearistarchus!!!!
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[10:56:11] <TheMightyChickadee> On the other hand, we, we dreamers of dreams, we music makers, we philosophers of the future! We make our own reality, and it is not the one of the past.
[10:57:08] <TheMightyChickadee> A bit too Nietzsche, but you get the point. No more geriatric front page articles for SoylentNews. Can you hear me now?
[10:57:17] <TheMightyChickadee> Hello?
[10:58:06] <TheMightyChickadee> We have these things now, called "hearing aids". You don't even have to have medical insurance!
[11:05:24] <TheMightyChickadee> As usual, it has been fun hanging out on IRC, where all the real racist and reactionary political decisions about SN are made! Hope to join you in the future!
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[11:16:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Measure the Breakup of a Single Chemical Bond - https://sylnt.us - was-it-named-"James"?
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[14:06:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Android 12 Now Available from the Android Open-Source Project - https://sylnt.us
[16:56:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Francis Collins to Step Down as NIH Director - https://sylnt.us - thanks-for-your-service
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[19:35:41] <FatPhil> Aw, man, why did nobody post this while it was fresh? https://www.the-sun.com
[19:35:42] <systemd> ^ 03'Drunk' groom scuffles with cops as mugshot taken after arrest on WEDDING DAY
[19:36:01] <FatPhil> Maybe that should belong in #politics, amirite?
[19:38:00] <FatPhil> Don't miss paragraph 2 here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com
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[19:46:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seahorses are Terrible Swimmers but Great Predators - https://sylnt.us - sea-monkey
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[20:00:28] <requerdanos> Having blown a 0.000, we can be pretty sure the groom was not drunk.
[20:02:44] <Bytram> We cannot be certain, though, that he wasn't under the influence.
[20:03:17] <requerdanos> considering his behavior, he is likely to be under the influence os *something*, yes indeed.
[20:27:21] <kyonko> alcohol is a hardcore drug, but its none of my business
[20:27:40] <Bytram> "I am *not* as thunk as drinkle peep I am!"
[20:27:44] <kyonko> same as sex, have 10 kids and harvest their organs
[20:28:02] <requerdanos> this guy was apparently smoking something that makes you say "All Hail <Name Of Polarizing Politician>," some especially bad stuff
[20:28:04] <kyonko> we've been at this stage for a few decades now
[20:28:23] <kyonko> instagram is loaded with cell phone vids of public psychos
[20:28:36] <kyonko> when you film you expose yourself
[20:28:40] <kyonko> all for likes, aye
[20:28:44] <kyonko> lm-a-o
[20:29:21] <kyonko> the cops have been firing "rubber bullets" in the streets since the breonna taylor incident in tenessee
[20:29:42] <kyonko> real looking shotgun, real looking shells, but a nerf bullet comes out
[20:29:47] <kyonko> real bang
[20:29:59] <requerdanos> comes out pretty fast though
[20:30:35] <kyonko> yeah the point is something else entirely
[20:30:44] <kyonko> used to be called baton rounds
[20:30:53] <kyonko> fired from big bore 37mm or 40mm riot guns
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[20:31:11] <kyonko> now you don't know whats gonna fly out a real looking, real sounding gun
[20:31:40] <kyonko> and its really none of my business, because i abide by their bullshit rules
[20:32:00] <kyonko> in 2009 they used pepper ball paintball guns against the juggalo mobs
[20:32:06] <kyonko> (downtown tucson)
[20:32:43] <kyonko> how long before surveillance capitalism markets "no mess" guns which aren't a new thing, but whatever
[20:32:54] <kyonko> let the G take care of it all
[20:32:56] <chromas> Like Disney?
[20:33:07] <kyonko> the Disney private security?
[20:33:08] <chromas> All kinds of shooting 'n' stabbing but no blood anywhere
[20:33:16] <kyonko> oh I now have to see
[20:33:21] <kyonko> thanks for letting me know
[20:33:29] <chromas> or it's digital blood so they can delete it for China
[20:33:31] <kyonko> alex jones used to call it "replace guns with walkie talkies"
[20:33:44] <kyonko> lol @ china, thats like 2008 olympics old
[20:33:56] <kyonko> 32-bits and me
[20:34:04] * kyonko dials in
[20:34:23] <kyonko> lowercase k is for kilobits, uppercase K is for kilobytes
[20:34:32] <chromas> walkie talkies was south park
[20:34:36] * kyonko pokes his calculator casio watch
[20:34:49] <chromas> and jurassic park or something
[20:35:10] <kyonko> oh was it south park? well, I don't watch much since its still premium TV except for a brief time in the late 2000's around the digital tv transition (2009)
[20:35:14] <chromas> one of the stephen spielstein movies
[20:35:18] <kyonko> jurassic park had real guns
[20:35:20] <kyonko> and real unix
[20:35:30] <chromas> oh it was ET
[20:35:38] <kyonko> oh so we do know what we are talking about (movie that can not be named)
[20:35:41] <kyonko> aha
[20:35:58] <chromas> There's a shot where ATF or something shows up with guns pointed at the kid and the guns were digitally replaced with radios
[20:36:03] <kyonko> I'm not gonna pay real cash just to watch southpark on tv
[20:36:19] <chromas> watch it on their website
[20:36:23] <kyonko> and the whole space aids plastic everywhere
[20:36:41] <kyonko> oh ET changed 1984 style because sandy hook
[20:36:50] <kyonko> ET has a lot of free range kid stuff that is tabu now
[20:37:11] * kyonko got a jolt of the wifi adaptor on the baseplate of his casio watch while typing
[20:38:12] <kyonko> cant people people forgot the vegas shooting
[20:38:23] <kyonko> that was extra heinous
[20:38:53] <kyonko> besides all gun serial numbers and ammo sales are in COBOL system somewhere
[20:39:49] <kyonko> "you didn't kill anyone with it, and infact we know who did it, but you are the next in the transaction after the factory and the FFL dealer"
[20:40:00] <kyonko> "so, how'd you lose it?"
[20:42:47] <kyonko> "i don't remember"
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[22:37:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Cosmonaut, Actress, and Producer Arrive at the ISS to Film Movie - https://sylnt.us