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[01:43:36] <Bytram> "We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a clever but highly unmotivated trick.: -- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra"
[01:43:56] <Bytram> "We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a clever but highly unmotivated trick." -- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra"
[01:46:58] * Bytram current MOTD for SoylentNews.org ... I studied that book in college! Can anyone clue me in as to the page #? I still have my copy of the book!
[02:02:39] * Teckla does not know any linear algebra. :(
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[04:15:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 11 Bashes Some AMD Procs; Boosts Some Intel Core i7 Alder Lake - https://sylnt.us - bleeding-edge
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[06:37:53] <c0lo> =submit the-15-percenters https://www.cnbc.com
[06:37:56] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03World Leaders Reach Landmark Deal on a Global Corporate Tax Rate" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:38:53] <c0lo> =submit no-meat-just-bangers-and-mash https://www.bbc.com
[06:38:57] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03UK Public Now Eating Significantly Less Meat" (27p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:39:49] <c0lo> =submit only-fish-no-chips https://www.bbc.com
[06:39:54] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Intel Not Considering UK Chip Factory After Brexit" (23p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:42:47] <c0lo> =submit how-many-airbnb-days-for-$250 https://www.businessinsider.com.au
[06:42:52] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Spain Considers Paying Young People $290 a Month to Move Out of Their Parents' Home" (13p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:43:39] <c0lo> =submit too-late-now-we-have-masks https://www.theregister.com
[06:43:41] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03MEPs Support Curbing Police Use of Facial Recognition" (16p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:44:31] <c0lo> =submit that's a bit old but still weird https://www.weareteachers.com
[06:44:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Some Schools are Holding Zoom Detention and Twitter is Not Having It" (30p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:44:51] <c0lo> =submit https://listen.sdpb.org
[06:44:53] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Snow Leopard Dies, Five Remaining Big Cats Have COVID-19 Symptoms at Sioux Falls Zoo" (19p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:45:29] <c0lo> =submit of-course-use-google-docs-only https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[06:45:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Google Warns 14,000 Gmail Users Targeted by Russian Hackers" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:46:12] <c0lo> =submit reality-distortion-field-says-no https://www.tomsguide.com
[06:46:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03iPhone Apps No Better for Privacy Than Android, Oxford Study Finds" (54p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:47:02] <c0lo> =submit why-so-desperate-for-foreign-workers https://www.insider.com
[06:47:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Taliban Met With UK Officials for the First Time Since Taking Over" (15p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:51:07] <c0lo> =submit valve-wrecks-its-own-deck https://www.theverge.com
[06:51:09] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Valve Opens Up a Steam Deck to Explain Why It Thinks You Shouldn’t" (2p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:52:58] <c0lo> =submit just-call-the-talibans https://www.theguardian.com
[06:53:01] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Hundreds of Healthy Pigs Slaughtered Amid UK Shortage of Abattoir Workers" (23p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:56:01] <c0lo> =submit https://metro.co.uk
[06:56:04] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Gorilla Dies in the Arms of Ranger Who Rescued Her as an Infant 14 Years Ago" (25p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:59:36] <c0lo> =submit https://www.vice.com
[06:59:38] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Navy Facebook Account Hacked to Stream ‘Age of Empires’" (7p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:03:20] <c0lo> =submit https://www.cnbc.com
[07:03:22] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08People in the U.S. Pay More for Slower Internet Than European, Canadian, and Asian Counterparts, Acc" (9p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:05:11] <c0lo> =submit https://www.cbsnews.com
[07:05:13] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Colorado Hospital System Will Not Perform Transplants on Unvaccinated Patients in Most Cases" (13p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:07:32] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[07:07:34] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Fossil Fuel Industry Gets Subsidies of $11m a Minute, IMF Finds" (20p) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[07:38:55] <GhostofAristarchus> c0lo, say it ain't so! You could not stay away? What hope does that leave for the rest of us?
[07:40:16] <GhostofAristarchus> Unless, of course, it was not c0lo at all.
[07:41:26] <GhostofAristarchus> =submit https://chicago.suntimes.com
[07:41:29] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "03How Cryptocurrency Has Become the ‘Currency of the Alt-right,’ White Supremacists, Hate Groups" (8p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:42:19] <chromas> I think ari masturbates to the alt-right more than the actual alt-right
[07:42:39] <GhostofAristarchus> =asub https://www.benningtonbanner.com
[07:42:41] <chromas> =yt well did he cum or what
[07:42:42] <systemd> https://youtube.com - well did he cum or what? (50; 170,423 views; 👍971 👎28)
[07:42:42] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Forum Speaker Describes the Rise of Alt-right Nationalism" (1p) -> https://soylentnews.org
[07:43:52] <GhostofAristarchus> chromas, you are outside of your sexual experience zone. Best to just put a sock on it. You can make a puppet later.
[07:44:16] <chromas> you trying to molest me?
[07:45:55] <GhostofAristarchus> chromas needs to hang out at the alt-right gyms more often, if that is what he wants.
[07:46:01] <GhostofAristarchus> =submit https://www.benningtonbanner.com
[07:46:04] <systemd> GhostofAristarchus, 04submit failed: Duuuuuuuupe!
[07:46:19] <chromas> that's where you'll jerk me off to completion?
[07:46:26] <GhostofAristarchus> Really, someone else submitted this?\
[07:47:48] <chromas> no
[07:47:57] <GhostofAristarchus> We all know that chromas is locked in an infinite loop of right wing politics. You will never reach completion, nor replication. The best option you have is a Civil War Reenactment.
[07:48:06] <chromas> you just submitted it a bit ago
[07:48:59] <chromas> oh yeah you're right, I'm the one constantly submitting worthless trash about politics
[07:49:48] <GhostofAristarchus> Hmmm, wasn't me. Does SN now have pre-emptive dupe filters, to prevent left wing critiques of the alt-right from getting in?
[07:50:26] <chromas> You can just look at your irc client. move your eyes up a few lines
[07:52:38] <GhostofAristarchus> Do you expect me to trust that?
[07:54:20] <FatPhil> the bots need derp filters
[07:55:07] <GhostofAristarchus> The other asshole right wing editor shows his derpy face.
[07:55:58] <GhostofAristarchus> Kick ban me Phil! You know you want to do it! For free speech!
[07:56:08] <progo> the way conversations have gone for 4 years I'm just gonna assume that means center
[07:56:19] <FatPhil> Nope, I know you want me to do it, so you can go and cry in front of everybody.
[07:56:45] <FatPhil> "Hit me", said the masochist. "No", said the sadist.
[07:57:51] * chromas sets out some pumpkin cheesecake brownies
[07:58:41] <GhostofAristarchus> Oh, the classic scene is in the "Little Shop of Horrors", when dentist Steve Martin encounters masochist Bill Murry. Does not end well.
[07:59:22] <GhostofAristarchus> It is kind of like whenever FatPhil encounters ari, he is just frustrated.
[08:00:29] <chromas> The only frustration is when the eyes involuntarily roll so hard they get stuck
[08:01:38] <GhostofAristarchus> I have noticed that repeatedly, amoungst the Soylent staff, of late. Genetic? Or based on ideological bias?
[08:10:53] <FatPhil> You've noticed something to whine about. We noticed. You are the retsina of whines.
[08:13:21] <GhostofAristarchus> Always comes down to alcoholic beverages with the FatPhil, doesn't it?
[08:19:40] <FatPhil> and without the alcoholic beverages you're just an empty vessel.
[08:19:43] <FatPhil> making the most noise
[08:21:18] <GhostofAristarchus> And with the alcohol, my dear and not so fluffy FatPhil, can you see you have killed SoylentNews? We are as ghosts now. We will not come back. The end is here.
[08:22:34] <FatPhil> Is this the same person who said "You could not stay away?" less than an hour ago?
[08:23:24] <FatPhil> You have the mind of an 8-year-old and the memory of an 80-year-old.
[08:26:00] <GhostofAristarchus> I am a ghost, PhatFil, you are talking to the shadows of former Soylentils. It is coming up on Halloween, when the Dead of SoylentNews will rise again to chastise the current Eds. Are you prepared?
[08:29:38] <GhostofAristarchus> Best kick me, while you can, FatPhil, or the sins of Soylent past will come to haunt you!
[08:29:53] <chromas> You're a ghost? Have you killed yourself or what?
[08:31:59] <GhostofAristarchus> janrinok killed me, and buried my head under the moderations. I now can only manifest in IRC. But, you knew that already, having been complicit in the crime, chromas! You, too, will not escape!
[08:32:13] <chromas> well get on with it already
[08:33:07] <GhostofAristarchus> Don't you feel it, chromas? Have you ever seen the Japanese movie, "t
[08:35:22] <chromas> I feel...boredom
[08:35:24] <GhostofAristarchus> The Grudge"? There is a Buddhist idea that bad intentions eventually come back upon the persons who intend them. But also that they can spew out onto innocent bystanders, like the random members of SN.
[08:36:00] <chromas> when are your bad intentions going to cum on your back?
[08:38:14] <GhostofAristarchus> Really, it is all about the cat, who is the boy killed by his jealous father. Do we have any issues, chromas?
[08:38:56] <chromas> Issue 43: ari gets it in his own hair
[08:43:39] <GhostofAristarchus> Not ari, the Ghost of Aristarchus. Keep your identities straight, lest you lose your own.
[08:48:03] <FatPhil> "No", said the sadist.
[08:49:17] * FatPhil writes a short shell script ircbot to replace aristarchus when he finally leaves.
[08:50:32] <GhostofAristarchus> I like the thing the Gunslinger said in the kid's movie, "Those who have forgotten the face of their father". What is the source of that?
[08:52:07] <GhostofAristarchus> aristsarchus has been part of SoylentNews since before you were born, oh Phill of Fat. I suggest some regime of exercise and laying off the duck breasts.
[08:56:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Biden Signs Bill to Compensate Victims of "Havana Syndrome" - https://sylnt.us - it's-all-directed-into-your-head
[09:00:39] <GhostofAristarchus> chromas, you need to resign, to save SoylentNews. Nothing personal, just the way it is. Until that happens, more people will leave. And finally, there will be nothing but ghosts.
[09:01:22] <chromas> you need to resign from life
[09:03:23] <GhostofAristarchus> Seems you already have, chromas! Perhaps a retreat, at a nice Buddhist place, could re-orientate your values? Just saying.
[09:06:19] <GhostofAristarchus> Me. FatPhil, and chromas. That is all there is to SN, at the moment, and for quite some time. I now bid you adieu, and wish you future spirits of SN past, and future, so we can have our own SoylentNews Christmas Carol, and aristarchus might get a goose out of the whole thing.
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[09:07:22] <chromas> if me and FatPhil ari could be free, flying free, tenaciously!
[09:08:02] <chromas> Good, now I'm the only retard left
[09:08:07] <chromas> Feels good to be king!
[09:14:21] <FatPhil> shell script bot nearly ready
[09:14:32] <FatPhil> Error: no such file "derp"
[09:14:41] <FatPhil> bash: goto: command not found
[09:15:01] <FatPhil> help me debug it please
[09:15:07] <FatPhil> #!/bin/bash
[09:15:10] <FatPhil> print derp
[09:15:13] <FatPhil> goto 10
[09:20:09] <chromas> I get "print: command not found"
[09:53:44] <chromas> https://betanews.com
[09:53:44] <systemd> ^ 03Firefox's address bar has become an ad-stuffed privacy nightmare
[09:54:43] <chromas> Firefox already has ads by default, in its "Recommended by Pocket" section
[09:58:52] <chromas> https://www.ghacks.net
[09:58:53] <systemd> ^ 03Improve your privacy with O&O ShutUp10++ for Windows 11 - gHacks Tech News
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[13:46:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Create "Self-Aware" Algorithm to Ward Off Hacking Attempts - https://sylnt.us - The-Adolescence-of-P-1
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[14:42:11] <SoyCow9092> At what point do the Globohomo COVID lockdowns become climate lockdowns, and how will they segue into climate lockdowns?
[14:42:25] <SoyCow9092> My guess is artificial shortages.
[14:42:59] <SoyCow9092> Especially fuels.
[14:43:15] <SoyCow9092> And foods.
[14:43:49] <SoyCow9092> They'll also blame mass-migration of third-world scumbags on "climate change."
[14:44:56] <SoyCow9092> The big question now is, how will Globohomo fill the so-called "worker shortage" with third-world filth? They're gonna try, believe me.
[14:46:33] <SoyCow9092> Well, one thing's for sure. I ain't eatin' no fuckin' bugs or livin' in a fuckin' pod.
[14:46:46] <SoyCow9092> Aint gettin' the vax, ain
[14:46:52] <requerdanos> So, "Globo" (globe?) "homo" (same?) is, what, our same planet?
[14:47:21] <SoyCow9092> Ain't gettin' swabbed, ain't masking up, businesses who ask for it ain't gettin' a goddamn dime from me.
[14:47:35] <requerdanos> I don't know of any better planet on which to conduct our business at the moment, to be honest.
[14:48:05] <requerdanos> Every part of this planet, no matter how harsh and forbidding, is more conducive to life than any part of any other known planet.
[14:48:32] <SoyCow9092> Then the savages should be sent back to the savage parts where they belong.
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[14:49:05] <requerdanos> and let me get this straight, you are boycotting businesses where you are not allowed? That's not a boycott, that's just making noise. Ah, farewell.
[14:51:18] <FatPhil> Oh, I missed the idiot
[14:59:15] <FatPhil> didn't blame the joooz, so not Eth
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[18:18:17] <Bytram> This is a public channel; the default landing place for out IRC server. As such, it should be a welcoming place. I would not have objected if s/he had been .KICKed
[18:26:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - D-Wave Wants to Make a Real Quantum Computer - https://sylnt.us - making-waves
[18:59:47] <chromas> ari wants to be a real boy
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[23:27:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fossil Fuel Industry Gets Subsidies of $11M a Minute, IMF Finds - https://sylnt.us