#soylent | Logs for 2022-04-01
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[00:18:42] <Runaway1956> tiptoe through the two lips https://www.youtube.com
[00:18:43] <systemd> ^ 03Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips
[00:57:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Do You Do With End-of-Life Wind Turbines? - https://sylnt.us
[02:26:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Severe Drought and Mandatory Water Cuts are Pitting Communities Against Each Other in Arizona - https://sylnt.us
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[02:31:07] <t3> LOL - stackoverflow got me with a great april fools!
[02:31:26] <t3> I was halfway through a rant before I realized what the date was
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[05:15:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crypto Hacker Siphons $625 Million From Axie Infinity's Ronin Sidechain - https://sylnt.us - all-he-has-to-do-now-is-keep-it
[05:52:37] <chromas> Just toss some phosphates into the ocean and let the algae eat all the CO2s. It's jenius!
[05:53:21] <chromas> is that headline a real sentence?
[05:59:12] <chromas> https://www.wired.com
[05:59:14] <systemd> ^ 03A History of Hup, the Jump Sound of Shooting Games
[06:29:53] <FatPhil> a stand-up comedian once pointed out that the "uh" sound rappers often use is just the "I've walked into a glass door" sound.
[06:43:26] <inz> is it glass ceiling for female rappers?
[06:43:56] <chromas> only when they Hup
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[07:32:51] <chromas> April 1 already?
[07:33:19] <chromas> Dangit I forgot to make a shitpost. Need to make another systemd appendage
[07:42:13] <chromas> Hm, so there are rechargable button cell batteries now
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[07:57:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China to Launch Einstein Probe in 2023 to Observe Violent Cosmic Events - https://sylnt.us
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[08:08:23] <chromas> amazon shoop of the minute https://m.media-amazon.com
[08:10:28] <inz> The dove of peace is not welcome.
[08:11:28] <chromas> "keep your yard away from intruders"
[08:11:37] <chromas> I keep telling my yard but it just won't listen
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[08:18:26] <FatPhil> the real troll is the badness of the artwork
[08:32:47] <chromas> reviewers show pics of bird sitting, squirrels running across and raccoons biting the tips
[08:39:38] <FatPhil> proper rodents will use them to grind down their teeth to be sharper and bitier.
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[08:59:11] <FatPhil> Do we have any fluency in any interesting languages on-chan at the moment? I'm looking for some quick and simple translations.
[09:30:14] <chromas> none at all
[09:30:20] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[09:30:21] <systemd> ^ 03Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking. Epic Rap Battles of History
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[10:47:05] <FatPhil> inz: Halonen's hilarious! Did you see the .ee embassador's response to her NATO comment?
[10:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Replaceable Batteries Are Coming Back To Phones If The EU Gets Its Way - https://sylnt.us
[10:53:47] <inz> did not
[10:54:30] <FatPhil> She said the Baltic states 'were used to being part of a collective security system during the Soviet era'.
[10:54:53] <FatPhil> The response came: 'Occupation by the Soviet Union means a "collective security system" as much as "rape" means "marriage".'
[10:55:34] <inz> brillant
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[10:56:20] <inz> I only saw the prison comparisons by Sofi and some other whatshisface
[10:59:52] <FatPhil> https://news.err.ee
[10:59:55] <systemd> ^ 03Halonen apologizes for comparing Baltic NATO accession to Soviet Union
[11:02:56] <inz> Raik was the whatshisface
[11:05:47] <inz> That original comment sounds almost like Conan O'Br^W^WTarja would like a job offer from Mr. Putin in his history rewriting team.
[11:08:42] <FatPhil> She's suffering from classic Helsinki Syndrome
[11:11:34] <inz> Maybe she should do the Willis.
[11:11:36] <FatPhil> She probably caught it while living in Kekkoslovakia
[11:13:27] <inz> It is hard to make the disease to die; I guess it involves surgical separation of one's tongue from the Cza's arse.
[11:14:36] <FatPhil> That procedure sounds like it would require enough anaesthetic to last several decades, which would be a good thing.
[12:36:34] <FatPhil> Never seen escalating fines before: https://lawandcrime.com
[12:36:35] <systemd> ^ 03Judge in Sandy Hook Case Holds Alex Jones in Contempt of Court, Orders Escalating Fines of $25,000 Per Day Until Infowars Host Sits for Depositions
[12:37:32] <FatPhil> $25000 fine on day 1. $75000 fine total on day too. $150000 total for 3 days. $250000 for 4, etc.
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[13:26:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Folding Design Leads to Heart Sensor With Smaller Profile - https://sylnt.us
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[14:55:43] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[14:55:45] <systemd> ^ 03[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
[15:01:25] <FatPhil> pretty cliched
[15:24:03] <FatPhil> If Moore's law has held true in the last couple of decades, then the costs for domain name registrars and DNS services have *decreased* massively over time. They need fewer servers, less electricity, less cooling, every single thing is cheaper. Yet Gandi are telling me they're putting up the price.
[15:24:39] <janrinok> that's because you will pay, like we all do.
[15:28:27] <Runaway1956> Excellent response to attempted carjacking - https://www.youtube.com
[15:28:28] <systemd> ^ 03Crazy Carjacking Gone Wrong - MUST SEE!!
[15:28:51] <Runaway1956> The only flaw in the video is, no carjackers seem to have been injured
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[16:08:45] <chromas> oh sheeeeit https://www.thewrap.com
[16:08:46] <systemd> ^ 03Russia Threatens to Fine Wikipedia (Approximately) $49,000 Over Ukraine Invasion Articles
[16:17:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - I'm a Scam Prevention Expert, and I Got Scammed - https://sylnt.us
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[18:57:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AI Helps Radiologists Detect Bone Fractures - https://sylnt.us
[21:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This New Ransomware Targets Data Visualization Tool Jupyter Notebook - https://sylnt.us