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[08:13:48] <\Notaristarchus> Well, that was not too difficult. Coments, by the wise and censorious>
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[10:03:23] <FatPhil> Things were better when the exqueen was alive: https://www.bbc.co.uk
[10:03:27] <systemd> ^ 03Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4 - 9th September - BBC Sounds
[10:03:40] <FatPhil> "There is no new episode of Friday Night Comedy this week "
[10:04:52] <FatPhil> All the cunts who think they're being respectful by cancelling comedy need to ask themselves "is this what the queen would have wanted?". And if they answer "yes", you can ignore anything else they ever say, as they're clearly full of shit.
[10:09:02] <FatPhil> the queen's the person who, when about to cut a cake with an unwieldy ceremonial sword, was nudged towards normality with "we have a knife if you'd prefer", and her response was "no, this is more fun!".
[10:22:15] <FatPhil> =yt Qu-3qR-nQQU
[10:22:16] <systemd> https://youtube.com - haha yes dark humour (28; 17 views; 👍1 👎[hidden by butthurt Google employees])
[10:46:06] <janrinok> apparently, she had a very keen sense of humour and wit.
[10:53:19] <FatPhil> cows!
[10:54:11] <FatPhil> Ahh, gotta love the faily mail: https://www.metabunk.org
[10:55:18] <janrinok> I suppose if you close one eye, squint with the other, and hold you head on one side it might be possible to see her.
[10:55:33] <FatPhil> it's easiest if you hold your breath
[10:55:38] <FatPhil> for 8 minutes
[10:57:42] <Runaway1956> Goddammit FatPhil, the floggings will continue until you're more cheerful
[10:58:13] <FatPhil> From an email I received this morning from an old uni mate: "the cancellation of comedy will continue until morale improves"
[10:58:28] <janrinok> we are not allowed to be cheerful or happy - we are still in 10 days of mourning or something.
[10:58:37] <Runaway1956> No floggings?
[10:59:01] <janrinok> if you smile too much, then of course there are floggings!
[10:59:03] <FatPhil> do floggings bring sadness? if so, then shouldn't they be encouraged?
[10:59:09] <Runaway1956> and for God's sake, put someone on the rack!
[10:59:22] <janrinok> medium rare?
[11:00:27] <Runaway1956> Imagine the same circumstances in mid-evil days
[11:00:40] <janrinok> what, you mean last week?
[11:00:45] <FatPhil> I remember my mid-oval days
[11:03:47] <Runaway1956> Oh yeah - it took 3 days, but my 100 MB fiber connection is now working at better than 90% of full speed
[11:04:15] <Runaway1956> symmetrical is cool, unless you happen to be a non-symmetrical kind of person
[11:04:32] <janrinok> I have about 2% of that on a very good day
[11:04:48] <Runaway1956> Tell me about it -
[11:05:09] <Runaway1956> If a person were thrown into the fiber world without warning, it could cause severe shock
[11:09:09] <chromas> Because of all the extra blinkenlights?
[11:10:03] <Runaway1956> Because Youtube and similar don't buffer for half an hour to watch a 3 minute video, lol
[11:10:37] <chromas> You can watch 240p vids now
[11:11:59] <FatPhil> I just use yt-dlp, and watch stuff not in real time
[11:13:06] <FatPhil> if it's worth seeing, it's worth seeing in a few seconds or minutes (and if you download the muxed version, you could start watching immediately), and if it's not worth seeing in a couple of seconds or minutes, it's not worth seeing.
[11:14:11] <chromas> If you want to only wait half a couple of seconds you can paste the link into vlc
[11:14:47] <FatPhil> I just hate the GUI for VLC, it's beyond retarded
[11:15:08] <FatPhil> it's like a retarded person performed trepanism on themself
[11:16:10] * Runaway1956 watches FatPhil trepanate himself with trepidation
[11:18:09] <chromas> Most media players seem to look the same
[11:18:32] <chromas> You could try one of the skins
[11:18:40] <chromas> just not the red ones
[11:18:55] <Runaway1956> I seldom look at the media player, preferring to look at the nudes in the media
[11:19:55] <chromas> mpv/mplayer's probably more FatPhil's speed, with no gui at all
[11:20:22] <chromas> not sure if it can do the youtubes, but it's keyturtles all the way down
[11:39:57] <Runaway1956> Biden to attend queen's funeral - he probably thinks it's a band member
[11:50:40] <FatPhil> I don't think he's into that modern music, it's all noise, and interferes with his hearing aid
[11:51:14] <FatPhil> my go-to is mplayer, yes
[11:51:23] <FatPhil> however, for live streams I use VLC
[11:52:34] <FatPhil> I use VLC for audio too, because it has the "feature" of not changing the volume to 100% at the start of each song.
[11:52:48] <FatPhil> mplayer does that
[11:53:21] <FatPhil> How that can not be considered a critical-don't-ship bug, I don't know.
[11:53:29] <FatPhil> software engineers are weird
[11:54:21] <FatPhil> they're the living manefestation of stockholm syndrome, justifying the evils, considering them good
[11:55:11] <chromas> dang'ol Swedes
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[11:58:15] <SoyCow5382> If this nation further detabilizes, it's gonna be open-season on Jews.
[11:58:40] <SoyCow5382> It's already a mass-awakening on those fuckers.
[11:59:12] <Runaway1956> I always detab my nations
[11:59:25] <SoyCow5382> Keep pushing, you chunky-but-useless-in-the-battlefield Euro-Jews. Keep pushing.
[11:59:33] <Runaway1956> In fact, I have a fully automatic detabalizer
[12:00:22] <Runaway1956> Is that you EF?
[12:00:22] <SoyCow5382> If and only if the situation deteriorates to the point where the cops can't save me, I'm shootin' Jews.
[12:01:46] <SoyCow5382> I'm glad God made Jews so ugly you can recognize them by sight. I'm also glad God gave Jews teh ability to congregate into easily-demarcated neighborhoods.
[12:02:48] <SoyCow5382> I don't believe in God, but after seeing Jews I'm starting to belive in Hell.
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[12:05:37] <SoyCow9404> Your plans might have succeeded in Europe, but they failed here. We all now know that the JEW is the Global enemy. *click click*
[12:05:55] <SoyCow9404> American Jewry had better bail fast
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[17:26:52] <chromas> from the fining-the-hand-that-feeds-you dept.
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